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Attitude whatsapp Status

    Don't offer me a chocolate it melts in my hand in seconds, I am too hot

    Gham to aate hain, hum ghammon ka gham nahi karte,
    har haal me bas hum, mast hi hain rha karte.

     

    If you wonder how creative god can be, just look at me

    I must be a great leader,
    whenever I go out lot of guys follow me

    Agar ho imtehaan baaki, tufaano teer le aao
    Chalao meri gardan par,
    phir bhi heela pao hamarein iraade, toh dekho




    Best thing about me- I am only a single piece of my kind made available in this world

    Samjhaute se bhari duniya mein, yeh aasan nahin
    Zidd bhi kar lena, ussi zidd pe ade rehna bhi
    By: Shaqueel Aazmi

    Humko mat lalkaarna, warna achcha nahin hoga,
    Hum rasta badal lenge, ladne ke liye tumhein koi aur dhundna hoga
    Can't be your boyfriend right now, my pocket money has finished,
    try on me next month
    Riwaazon ab mujhe azaad kar do, mein iss zadd se nikalna chahti hun
    Par ye hai bachpan ki tasveeron ka jaadu, Main bachhon si machalna chahti hun
    By: Namrata Namita

    Ghadi bhar mein bigadte, ghadi bhar mein sanwartein hain hum
    Manale humko koi isliye, ladte jhagadte hain hum
    Haathon mein pen unke aur basta niraala hai
    Surat to kaali hai par powder ka ujaala hai
    Pyaar jag mein kisi ka na poora rahaa
    Pehla akshar hi iska adhoora rahaa
    Yaar milke bane jo shabd pyaar hai
    Pyaar ke vaaste yaar hona zaroori ha
    By:Anil Mishra
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Love Status for whatsapp

    Khwab Palkon Mein Hi Ttheher Jaaye
    Manale humko koi isliye, ladte jhagadte hain hum
    Chaand Phir Jheel Mein Utar Jaaye
    Tere Haathon Mein Haath Mera Ho,
    Bas Yunhi Zindagi Guzar Jaaye
    By: Rajni Avni

    You check my status too often,
    interested in me ???
    Kaala kambal neela ambar kala rang kadhai ka
    Ek to teri yaad sataye, dooja fikr padhai ka

     

    Caught you checking my status, I love it when people are trying to know more about me!!

     

    Love for me is so sacred it involves puja, tapasya, sadhna, shradha, aarti, aradhna.....


    Roshni ki agar tammana hai
    Zulmat-e-shab pe waar kar pehle
    Maat bhi iss mein jeet jaisi hai
    Ishq mein dekh haar kar pehle
    By: Ashok Sahni

    Bas dil hi jaanta hai, jo dil mein hai
    Aap door hain to kya, basse to iss dil mein hain
    Agar sau kos par dilbar ka kahin deedar ho jaaye
    To banda is kadar daude ki motor kar ho jaaye
    Is kadar tumse pyaar karti hun
    Jaan-o-dil sab nisaar karti hun
    Raat dhalne ko hai magar phir bhi
    Main tera intezaar karti hun
    By: Rana Tabassum

    Dil ki baat zubaan par aaye, par keh nahin sakte
    Dil ki hasrat dil mein liye, par hum reh nahin sakte
    Jab tera khwab ho aabad meri palkon mein
    Dil bhi dhadke toh nigaahon ko bura lagta hai
    Dillagi achhi hai par dil ki lagi achchi nahin
    Dillagi hi dillagi mein dil gaya, yeh dillagi bhi achhi nahin
    Jahan dekhi bholi surat machal jaate hain deewane
    Uthakar mooh chale aate hain sir par jootiyan khaane
    Adaalat-e-ishq mein samay par yeh arzi lagayenge hum
    Jalaakr khaak kar diya yahi daawa kar aayenge hum
    Laakh pardon mein tumhein duniya ne chhipaa rakha hai
    Chand pardon mein tumne khud ko chhipa rakha hai
    Ae chhupaane waale ye bhi chhupaa kar rakhna
    Humne tumhe apne dil mein chhipa rakha hai
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Status Quotes for whatsapp

    Husn bada chalak hai usko fuslaane ki aadat hai
    Aur ishq bada masoom hai usko fas jaane ki aadat hai
    By: Anonymous

     

    What girls want these days is, you can flirt, you can go on a date , but don't be a chep

    Hanso, pyaar karo, pyaare lagta na daam hai
    Karke nibha dena, par mushkil ka kaam hain
    Kaash main koi nagina nahi, patthar hota
    Qaid jaisa hai angoothi mein jade rehna bhi
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Hindi Status for whatsapp

    Ho kal ka bharosa kya,
    Bharosa nahin ek pal ka
    Jo karna hai aaj karle,
    kya bharosa iss kal ka
    Wo gharonda mahal se bhi hoga na kam
    Jo ki apni khushi se banaayenge hum
    Chaand taaron ki kya baat karni
    Iss zameen ko hi jannat banaayenge hum
    By: Raas Bihari Pandey

     

    Har naye mausam mein ghabra kar yahi kehte rahe,
    Ruth jo iske baad aayegi, suhaani aayegi
    By: Manzoor Haashmi

    Saagar mein jal bahut hai, gagar mein na samaye
    Dil mein baatein bahut hain whatsapp mein likha na jaaye
    Chatt ke upar chaar kabutar, chaaron maange daana
    Whatsapp ka uttar na aaye, to khaaoon kaise khaana
    Ek aesa bhi jaam ho jaaye, ki gham ka kissa tamam ho jaaye
    Hoh to kahiye ki pyaar hai humse, warna aakhiri dua salaam ho jaaye
    Gunvaan na hoiye, hoiye bhagyavaan
    Ki bhagyavaan ke dwaar par, khade rahein gunvaan.
    Kayi jaljale dekhe hain humne pyaar mein
    Na jaane kab se khade hain tere intezaar mein
    By: Manzoor Haashmi

    Ek Siva Tere Koi, Ismein Reh Nahi Sakta,
    Dil Mera, Mera Dil Hai, Na Ki hai Dharmashala
    By: Sarita Sharma

    Zubaan par jab kisi ke dard ka afsaana aata hai
    Mujhe reh rehkar yaad apna dil deewana aata hai
    Yaadon ke rimjhim mein sihar uthi mein
    Haar gayi ek baar fir jeet ke mein
    By: Archana Johri
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Sad whatsapp Status

    Jo chamakta hai wo sab sona nahin hai
    Dil ka har ek khwab sach hona nahi hai
    Par ye sach hai zindagi ek utsav bhi hai
    Sirf matam ya rona nahin hai
    By: Archana Johri

    Kal baharein thi yahan aaj faili hai khiza
    Bina tumhare zindagi mein ab kahan hai wo mazaa
    By: Kavita Kira

    Suna Hai Shehar Mein Badal Bahut Barasta Raha,
    Mera Wajood Toh Ek Ek Boond Ko Tarasta Raha
    By: Naseem Nikahad

    Teer unke kamaan se nikalte rahe
    Hum Tadapte rahe, Aur machalte rahe
    Zindagi ka safar tae hua iss tarah
    Raat dhalti rahi, din nikalte rahe
    By: Shahista Jamaal

    Chaandni raat mein barsaat buri lagti hai
    Dil mein agar dard hai to har baat buri lagti hai
    Baat unn premiyon ki kare kya abhi
    Jo nibhaa na sake apna waada kabhi
    Pyaar ke vaaste jaan jaaye bhale
    Hum na badlenge apna iraada kabhi
    By: Raas Bihari Pandey

    Ghayal kar ke chodd diya ye dil, teri nazron ne sanam
    Kyu na kiya waar itna gehra, daastaan iss dil ki ho jaati khatm
    Chot Par Chot Sahi, Mooh Se Kuch Kaha Bhi Nahi,
    Ae Dil Dukhane Wale Itna Samajle,
    Hum Peechche hatne walo mein se nahi
    By: Khalil

    Talve Hai Chaak, Nazar Besakoon Hai,
    Tauba Mere Shehar Mein Yeh Kaisa Junoon Hai,
    Patthar Pe Sir Patak Ke Log Khush Hai, Soch Kar,
    Maathein Se Beh Raha Hai Woh Patthar Ka Khoon
    By: Suraj Rai

     



Facebook Status

    Don't gaze at my Fb status so often, mujhe nazar lag jayegi

    Neend mein jaise bachcha hansde
    Kaash ke duniya aisa hans le
    Gum kya hai, aur milenge
    Chod udasi, achaa hans de

    Why we are taught to write so much in the school , when all we have to do in our life is to type on our computer keyboard or mobile

    Rehne ko ghar nahin, sone ko bistar nahin
    Kaudi ki akal nahin, dhele ki shakal nahin,
    par samajte hain khudko, ki ye kisi se kam nahin
    Dukh jaye dil kisi ka, ravvaiye se aap ke
    Aaisa na kijiye, kabhi Aaisa na kijiye.
    By: Ashok Sahni

    Sar bulandi hai khaksaari mein
    Inkisaar Ikhtiyaar kar pehle
    Dene waala badaai bhi dega
    Uske bandon se pyaar kar pehle
    By: Ashok Sahni
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Whatsapp Messages & Jokes

    Mein aksar sochta hun tum milo kuch baat ho jaaye
    Ghire badal ghane se, aur phir barsaat ho jaaye
    Main tumko saath lekar car se jab ghoomne niklun
    To puncture ho sabhi tyre, wahin par raat ho jaaye
    By: Sarvesh Asthaanas

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, then what will doctor’s wife do, if she loves apples?

    University mein padhne aaye the, banta dhaar ho gaya
    Career banne ki jagah, taar taar ho gaya
    College se nikaale gaye, aur fine bhi pada
    Pagle ko principal se hi pyaar ho gaya
    By: Sarvesh Asthaanas

    Joke - Maa- “Mein yeh bardasht nahin kar sakti ki tum itni der tak bahar raho
    Beti- “lekin…
    Maa- “main kuch sunna nahin chahti, tum ab hamesha college se seedhi ghar aaya karogi
    Beti- “lekin maa ab mein baachi nahin rahi
    Maa- “isiliye toh
    Subha Se Mere Paas Mein Bhaithe, Dard Bhi Mera baanta Hai
    Yeh Bhi Nahi Kaha Ki, Yeh Bhudda Iss Ghar Ka Kaanta Hai,
    Daawein Se Yeh Keh Sakta Hun, Aaj Pension Ka Hai Din,
    Aaj Mere Khatir Bahu Ko Khub Daanta Hai
    By: Suraj Rai
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